orgasmic-humor:

Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”

(via hotboyproblems)

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

(Source: hashtaglmao, via sniffing)

citytropics:

how am i supposed to make a tumblr famous text post if i’m not funny or original

(via lustdiamonds)

h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

(via sniffing)

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty, via heartbreaks)

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

(via relahvant)

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

(via carolxne)

wingzeldacustom:

“so expensive..” i say but it’s actually not expensive i’m just broke

(via sniffing)

jakemalik:

*starts typing emotional text post*

*backspaces entire thing*

*makes a text post about food*

(Source: hi, via sniffing)